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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Daily Facial Sunscreen

Carlito's Way (1993) as Model U.N.

Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Tom Yum Seasoned Snack Mix

The President is Guilty of Treason and Must Be Impeached

Good Listening: I Fought in a War

It’s Not Actually Incompetence: Donald Trump Is Trying to Kill You

Abundance This, TACO Trump...Shut the Fuck Up.

Chris Van Hollen for President

Sex, Drugs, and the Gestapo

Solve Substack's Tech Support Crisis

Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Fancy Nuts Face-off

Military intervention must be used to stop the genocide in Gaza

Breaking: Israel's Human Shields

Good Listening: Paul Simon Deep Cuts

John Mulaney to Die on Live TV

Dumbing Down the Dems

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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Hashbrowns

Independent/3rd Party '28? Everyone Weighs In.

Christmas is Canceled.

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Pritzker's Billions

Certain Sips: The Weekend Brew

Gooners Versus Fuckers

Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Scandinavian Swimmers

🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨 Internal Jewish Community Relations Memo Defends Trump, Alleges Due Process

Bernie 2028? Everyone Weighs In

'You Are a Genius' -US 4th Circuit Court of Appeals

Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Crumbled Feta Cheese with Mediterranean Herbs

Kibitz Room Confidential

Certain Sips: The Weekend Brew

Queen for a Day: Gretchen Whitmer's Oval Office Surrender

Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: 100% Colombian Instant Coffee

Seven Reasons to Upgrade 🙏 Support My Work and My Dream

Certain Sips: The Weekend Brew

We Did This. Only We Can Undo This.

Abundance is the Next Big Democratic Excuse

Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Chocolatey Coated Chocolate Chip Cookie Dunkers

AOC 2028? Everyone Weighs In.

Certain Sips: The Weekend Brew

So You Want To Be A Radical

Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Blueberry Muffins

Stand Back and Stand By

Certain Sips: The Weekend Brew

Walz 2028? Everyone Weighs In.

Substack's Secret Sauce

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Impeachment or Guillotine?

Certain Sips: The Weekend Brew

Seeing Things For What They Are

Matt Yglesias Will Claim The Sky is Green and Kamala Harris is a Communist Before He Admits He Was Wrong.

Certain Sips: The Weekend Brew

Bari Weiss is The Enemy Within

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Certain Sips: The Weekend Brew—Deep Cuts Edition

Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: La Colombe Double Cold Brew Latte with Oatmilk

Dean Phillips for President. Again.

Certain Sips: The Weekend Brew—Drake, Deb Haaland, and Peggy Flanagan

Six Months of Certain Thoughts

Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Triple Ginger Snaps

Ready The National Guard

Certain Sips: The Weekend Brew - Valentine's Edition

Elon is an Existential Insurgent, Not a Polling Question

Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Vegan Creamy Dill Dressing

AOC Won't Save Us

Certain Sips: The Weekend Brew

Two Memes Diverged in a Wood: The George W. Bush Lens on Trump's America

In Case of Emergency, Break Glass. Literally.

ICYMI: Make Israel Great Again

Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Greek Whole Milk Yogurt

4 Years Ago Today, AOC Became Our Next President

Substack's Nazi Takeover

Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Indian Microwave Meals

Breaking the System

I'm Not Crying, You're Crying

While Democrats Do The Fascists' Dirty Work, Attacks on the Left Continue

A Single Day in '64