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The Two-State Solution: Italy and Spain
Europe fills the void left by Biden and Trump
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The Agony and the Entropy: Three Broken Glasses
A case of emergency with no glass left to break.
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Organic Non-Dairy Soy Beverage (Unsweetened)
It's just better than cows' milk.
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The One Jimmy Kimmel Joke That Could Save America
Tonight's Dramatic Return Is His Chance to Do the Funniest Thing Ever
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Double Chocolate Wafer Cookies
Deceptively Bite-Sized and Dangerously Delicious
Sep 16 • 
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Growing Up in the Ruins
A Millennial's Letter to Gen Z
Sep 13 • 
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Hoisted by Our Own Libtards
Profoundly Stupid Liberal Responses to the Charlie Kirk Shooting
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Wine Key
Cheap and Great: TJ's Favorite Cork Puller
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The Godfather Waltz: Requiem for an American Dream
Certain Sips ☕ The Weekend Brew: September 7, 2025
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Peter Beinart is the GOAT
How the Consciense of American Jewry Became Intellectually Untouchable
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Orange Chicken
The frozen section's equivalent to Ron Howard's 1994 movie 'The Paper'
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Horny for Pumpkin Spice: The Time of the Season
Certain Sips ☕ The Weekend Brew: Labor Day 2025
Sep 1 • 
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