ICYMI: Make Israel Great Again
This Was Supposed To Be Satire
I try not to publish too often, but today’s news compelled me to revisit a satirical post I wrote in September about Trump being elected President of the State of Israel.
Following recent pronouncements about territorial designs on Greenland, Canada and the Panama Canal, today President Trump expressed his desire for the United States to take ownership over the besieged Gaza Strip and complete the full ethnic cleansing of its more than 2 million Palestinians.
Personally, I believe this idea is insane and should be considered a deliberate attempt to distract from the very urgent national emergencies his administration has already unleashed right here at home. We must keep our eyes on the ball, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a laugh when Trump says or does something truly outrageous. Enjoy:
Make Israel Great Again
Perhaps Trump’s crowning achievement as head of state will be establishing the first golf course and country club in Gaza, working in close partnership with his son-in-law Jared Kushner. Once Israel completes its project of ethnically cleansing and razing Gaza, the President could triumphantly oversee construction of the Trump National Golf Club Khan Yunis.
This is the most unhinged thing I have evert heard the Orange Turd say!
The essence of prostitution!