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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Organic Non-Dairy Soy Beverage (Unsweetened)
It's just better than cows' milk.
Sep 23 • 
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Double Chocolate Wafer Cookies
Deceptively Bite-Sized and Dangerously Delicious
Sep 16 • 
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Wine Key
Cheap and Great: TJ's Favorite Cork Puller
Sep 10 • 
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Orange Chicken
The frozen section's equivalent to Ron Howard's 1994 movie 'The Paper'
Sep 3 • 
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Fruitful Medley
Nature's Candy
Aug 26 • 
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Buy Nothing.
Wednesday Edition
Aug 21 • 
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Fruit Leather and Juice Boxes
Thursday Edition
Aug 15 • 
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Mini Assorted Succulents in Terra Cotta
You're Thirsty; They're Not.
Aug 6 • 
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Deli Sandwich Style Potato Chips
A Limited Edition Oddity
Jul 30 • 
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Springle Jangle Candy Treat Mix
"A Cheerful Mix of Fan Favorite Candy Treats"
Jul 22 • 
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
Like Reese's, But For Grownups
Jul 15 • 
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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: End Times Edition
Chomps Natural Beef Sticks
Jul 8 • 
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