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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Chicken Meatballs
A savory hack for leveling up the sauce
Nov 12 • 
Evan Stern
Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Soup Versus Soup
Unexpected Broccoli Cheddar and Organic Hearty Minestrone
Oct 28 • 
Evan Stern
Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Hazelnut & Cocoa Filled Crepes
Shockingly good faux Nutella-stuffed crepes
Oct 15 • 
Evan Stern
Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Listeria Alert
Chaos capitalism has compromised TJ's cajun style blackened chicken breast fettucine alfredo
Oct 7 • 
Evan Stern
Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Organic Non-Dairy Soy Beverage (Unsweetened)
It's just better than cows' milk.
Sep 23 • 
Evan Stern
Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Double Chocolate Wafer Cookies
Deceptively Bite-Sized and Dangerously Delicious
Sep 16 • 
Evan Stern
Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Wine Key
Cheap and Great: TJ's Favorite Cork Puller
Sep 10 • 
Evan Stern
Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Orange Chicken
The frozen section's equivalent to Ron Howard's 1994 movie 'The Paper'
Sep 3 • 
Evan Stern
Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Fruitful Medley
Nature's Candy
Aug 26 • 
Evan Stern
Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Buy Nothing.
Wednesday Edition
Aug 21 • 
Evan Stern
Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Fruit Leather and Juice Boxes
Thursday Edition
Aug 15 • 
Evan Stern
Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Mini Assorted Succulents in Terra Cotta
You're Thirsty; They're Not.
Aug 6 • 
Evan Stern
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