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Trader Joe's Tuesday Treats: Ranch Seasoned Cashews

The Paradoxically Perfect Snack

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Evan Stern
Sep 03, 2024
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Trader Joe's Ranch Seasoned Cashews; on distressed wood surface, a rustic bowl full of cashews next to a small wood bowl of TJ's Ranch Seasoning blend with wood spoon; Ranch Cashews spilling out of package

What’s more addictive than roasted and salted cashews? Cashews tossed in Trader Joe’s remarkable ranch seasoning.

The evil geniuses at Trader Joe’s labs have done it again: every handful of this perfect snack results in pure and total satisfaction.

The ranch blend, also available as a Trader Joe’s bottled spice, layers a subtle seasoning atop the already …

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